Bloated

I suffered a setback last night.  I foolishly poisoned myself with salsa that had gone bad.  I tend to push the limit on when food is gone too bad to eat but this time I got burned.  Luckily, its not as bad as the time Poops and I got Salmonella poisoning from some mysterious road side tacos in rural southern Mexico.  That was my first turd rodeo.  Pooping into a ziploc bag is not cool.

H has been working to get me back up to speed on the Tacos- I’m now 11 tacos closer.  I’m seeing some turkey tacos in my future!

Time Count

783 Tacos to go. 

Live Taco Countdown

The taco consumption is in serious recession. How alarming!

Excelente!

This weekend was highly successful! Despite the blustery conditions and lack of sleep, Saturday’s Hooters Cyclocross Rumble Presented by Taco Eater 1K went well.  Over 90 people came out to suffer the punishing course I set up in Norbuck park. About half way through my race I was really questioning myself why I made it so hard. But then again, it seems like easy cyclocross races don’t exist.  I was happy with my racing Saturday as I only got lapped by one person – the unstoppable German, Stephan Rothe.  I’ve got to take what I can get!   Winners walked away with custom Taco Eater Medals, Hooters merchandise, and cash. – One lucky winner even got a bottle of Crown. We also had breakfast tacos for all. Unfortunately, I only had one – my taco eating is in a serious remission.  Tacos don’t seem to work very well for pre race food but I never learn my lesson. kAnus may put on a bad ass race with famous San Antonio rock bands and a bouncy house for the kiddies, but I dont recall any breakfast tacos for the taking. 

Sunday’s race had grade A weather. Too bad my racing skills weren’t much better on day two.  After visiting the pavement early in the race I pretty much got lapped by everyone and their grandma.  

Hooters Rumblers

1 Taco Eaten Since Last Post

Dirty

I had a good time playing in the mud tonight and I didn’t even get lapped by Fawley.  I’ll be amazed if we’re invited back to that park again next week!

3 more tacos down the hatch!

Hooters Cyclocross Rumble p/b Taco Eater 1000

 

In honor of this historic election I will be offering half price entry fees to all racers dressed in costume at the Hooters Cyclocross Rumble Presented by Taco Eater 1000!   Those brave enough to race in thongs will have entry fees waived!!!   Best costume will win a bonus surprise prize!!

Preregister Here:

http://www.bikereg.com/events/register.asp?eventid=7332

Hurry spaces are filling up fast!  Call now, operators are standing by!

4 tacos eaten since last post.

Move along, nothing to see here…

Photoshop not required, just imagination.  Thanks Heinus for the hookup.

Two more days until this 2 year long circus is over.

15 more tacos conquered.